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There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.
Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023
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Wall Pervert

A "wall pervert" is a humorous way to refer to someone that can have voyeur tendencies such as accidentally stumbling into a situational "private" moment and knows to leave but decides to stay and continue to watch as the person continues to do their private act thinking no one is aware and watching.

Reference to the repeal of the The Patriot Act that removed the "wall" that prevented our law-enforcement and foreign counterintelligence investigators from sharing information and gives intelligence officials and law-enforcement officers the necessary tools to identify, apprehend, and prosecute terrorists within our borders. The repeal of this law was done as the violation of the 4th amendment and weakening the protection of civil liberties. However, such access continue to persist as repealed and gagged ordered as a further continued violation into the personal lives of Americans and done without the consideration of ethics and its unlawful practice and perhaps personal advantageousness.
Bro, man we were snickering when Joe told us he saw Pete through his bedroom window masturbating and decided to continue watching. Dude, how embarrassing for Pete and that wall pervert is telling everyone about the experience.

This chick I met recently is kinky and said she likes watching others have sex when they are not aware. Her wall pervert revelation is a real turn-on to me.

Some conservative people are uptight about real life and think wall perverts and deviants are worse than them but I'm not buying that comment.
by Underdog Advocate August 16, 2023
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Mirror Mirror on the wall

A story about how ugly drag queens destroy mirrors
Mirror Mirror on the wall who is ugliest drag queen? Mirror replies, "I can't lie all drag queens make people barf!" The mirror cracked after seeing the nasty drag queen. All American Drag queens were shipped to Moscow as a reward for Putin for his Trump support.
by queensburykid August 26, 2023
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Three Walled

Signifies a state of being where only three walls surround you, inviting others to peek into your life and share in your experiences. It represents a more open and interconnected way of living, where transparency and connection with others take precedence over complete privacy and solitude.
John has a "Three Walled" life
by 0xifer September 1, 2023
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WALL WOLFING

When you do so much cocaine at work that you start masturbating in the bathroom stall.
I started working at Apple and this guy started WALL WOLFING every day at lunch break.
by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
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chad wall

When you are surrounded by Chads and then they form a wall to block your path
Guy1: Bro y so dummy late
Guy2 sorry bro the I got caught in a chad wall
by Headass Fatass Nigg October 16, 2019
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chad wall

All the chads in the surrounding area will block your path and form a wall
Guy 1: yo bro y so dummy late
Guy 2: sorry bro, caught got in a chad wall
by Headass Fatass Nigg October 16, 2019
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