In any video game:
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.
But, it's fucking hilarious.
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.
But, it's fucking hilarious.
Guy 1: "WTF, did Jesus just snipe me?"
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."
by WolfRhino March 02, 2008
by epicninja3d January 19, 2013
to have super ninja reflexes like that of a Ninja Turtle. This include the ability to quickly remove bells off of a coat in the dark without making a sound.
by catabrite August 24, 2010
Matt and Jesse have no safe place to egress with out inhaling a very moist egg fart because Santana has released a Tampa Ninja revenge
by Uncle Jesse the wise December 22, 2013
Sharon: Will and Maddie have been going out for 2 whole months!
Zane: For real! You sneaky little ninjas!
Zane: For real! You sneaky little ninjas!
by peaceoflondon September 01, 2010
Jedi Pimp-Ninja
1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio
1.) A player so far at the top of the game as to be considered nearly unstoppable, a master of the Jedi Mind trick and shameless slayer of all wet pussy.
2.) A person whoms actions are so righteous as to make the deed itself unreproachable. If it was done by a trueJedi Pimp-Ninja then it was fckn done right.
3.) The ultimate achievement for all Jedi Pimps Jedi Pimps and/or Ninja
4.)A trucker from Ohio
That mfckn Jedi Pimp-Ninja just fckd my ex-wife, her sister and my fiance all at that fckn " tupperware" party.
by grey dog October 01, 2019
When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
by thesameoldshit November 30, 2009