Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020

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Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

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That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.

CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming

by xythras September 3, 2024

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Jewing

Normally used in video games, term for when the one loot gobling steals the loot from your kill.

Bro stop jewing my shit it was my kill

by Joe mama 6972 November 15, 2023

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The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.

Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

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