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national kiss a track star day 

May 10th
Pucker up and kiss your favorite track star
National kiss a track star day is the only time the distance team gets any pussy,
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alabama shooting star 

In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton
Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 

A Kids Music Video By Some random adults that love kids and love twinkle....
“Twinkle Twinkle Little King Lang”
By Super Simple Songs
ITS BAD AND IT GIVES ME A SEIZURE
Lol No Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Video Killed the Radio Star 

I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your children
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star

red star lesbian

A lesbian who likes to muff-munch during Auntie Flo's visits
"But, it's that time of the month!" "It's cool. I'm all into the red star thing."

"I heard Jane likes to go down on girls during that time. What is she, a vampire?" "No, she's a red star lesbian."

wrinkle star galactica 

See Also: Brown Eye, Corn Hole, Rusty Brown's Ring Donut, Anus, Bung, Bung Hole, Back Door, Chinese Finger Trap, Alternate Love Tunnel, Poopshooter
I'll fly my fleshy space ship to wrinkle star galactica