speep 

when you’re dyslexic and spell speed wrong

speep — wait that’s not right, i meant speed
*changes it to speeb*
wait
that’s not right either

speep by atinyguy January 8, 2020

freedom of speech 

freedom of speech
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing

You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.

freedom of speech by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019

speedbagging

When a woman is on her knees, sitting back on her feet giving a man standing infront of her a handjob.

As I walked in the door, I noticed something Peculiar, HOLY SHIT, my mom is speedbagging her B/F!!!!

speedbagging by Chino December 16, 2004

need for speed

euphemism for masterbation over internet related porn

Need for Speed Underground 2 - wanking over scat porn

Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed - a masterbating whilst wearing a condom - also see posh wank

I played 'need for speed' for two hours last night. I just levelled on need for speed.

need for speed by james melville May 27, 2006

speel 

Really cool, also used if you are sick of the word "cool"

That purse is so speel

speel by KH February 26, 2003

Speed Goat 

A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.

Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.

"Dude, My nacho is gone!"

"Must have been a Speed Goat."

Speed Goat by Tres_Etrange July 11, 2009

Speezy 

An adjective describing a pre-ejaculatory prone male.

The speezy boy jizzed himself before he even got his pants off. What a loser.

Speezy by Ethan Diggler October 19, 2004