Porn Hot

A term used to describe a person who is so physically attractive that the mere sight of them in any mundane, typical setting and/or attire can be considered pornography.

Wow, that bartender is so fine she's porn hot.

by ChimpM8 January 10, 2014

bay porn

porn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-America ending

similar to Destruction Porn

Guy: hey man, have you seen Knowing?
Man:yeah guy, total bay porn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
Guy:nice, any explosions?
Man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
Guy: also nice

by das aryan October 12, 2011

Ear porn

Literally every song by the Beatles

*grabs tissues, live, phone*

*types in Beatles albums*

Now this is the real stuff.

It's free ear porn

by Ronald McDonald bigmac23 April 20, 2019

Scorn Porn

Something that provides the enjoyment of observing the misery or humiliation.

I'm so sick of hearing people say they're sick Miley Cyrus when she's such great Scorn Porn!

by youmeandthetrees September 27, 2013

loli porn

FBI is on the way

Why would you search this are ya a pedo EH?

Secret fbi:sup dude
Pedo dude:hey dude got some loli porn
Secret fbi:*Showing his id*THIS IS THE FBI YOUR UNDER ARREST

by To×|¢W@s+e November 6, 2020

Coffee Porn

It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.

Taste my coffee porn
Watch my coffee porn

by Chris Abagotado June 9, 2009

Inflation Porn

Fetishizing over rising prices of random products or commodities. Posting charts and graphs of mundane items

Did you see Stewie's post? It was a chart of the price of jumper cables. It went up 500%, peak inflation porn right there.

by Thor's cousin March 21, 2022