Lemer paper

Lemer paper is another name for "scratch paper" or "scribble paper" and is often used by old (or old appearing) math tutors, teachers and professors, or by people in education in general. The term is pronounced roughly as "lima paypa" or "limmuh paypa".

I need some lemer paper to do my calculations on, do you have any?

by anonymous July 25, 2024

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Icelandic Papercut

When a person ejaculates on a tray and spreads it out so it's nice and thin, then you put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen. After that, you scrape it off, and the frozen sperm should resemble a sheet of paper. Finally, you cut yourself with it.

"I just gave myself an Icelandic Papercut this other day"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

No Paper

When someone has no money; A person that’s broke

Damn, Brandon Machin actually has no paper, what a shame!

by mr.nopaper February 21, 2025

Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.

I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.

by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025

LIL PAPERCLIP

A Rapper from Glasgow

Did you hear that new Lil Paperclip album,

Me neither.

by lolpoppyclipper February 9, 2026