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Lights

James: I am not as good as I used to be. I used to be lights.
by JamesIsLights October 19, 2022
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candle lighting

Let me do some candle lighting.
by Lil’Bandit November 14, 2017
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The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."
by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024
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Cipher of Light

If you are having sex with a girl with an unbelievable amount of pubic hair, then you give her a Cipher of Light. This is when you light her pubes on fire as you are about to cum. And then you put out some of the fire with you cum, then run out of the room screaming, "You will never control me again FIRESNATCH"
Theater Girl's pubes were so thick, Bobby definitely had to do preform a Cipher of Light on her.
by UprisingOG-EvaDiva August 26, 2024
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Bud Lighted

You drink Bud Light and you become a transgender, or such of that community
John just drank a bud light, hes a tranny now, he got bud lighted
by TOAD DA 1ST May 31, 2023
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