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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.
I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???
by KasperSF November 29, 2023
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candle lighting

The stark opposite of "gas lighting". Convincing someone (without them being in the know) that they (or their ideas) are great or convincing them of something that is ultimately good for them!
Last Tuesday, Sam was candle lighting Carmen on the phone which worked as she wasn't sad after the call :D
by wgrbjbfno334 December 3, 2023
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Light This City

The Evanescence of melodic death metal. Fuckin' amazing.
Light This City members
The sole consistent members of LTC are lead vocalist Laura Nichols and drummer Ben Murray. The band also includes...
- Guitarist Steve Hoffman
- Second guitarist Ryan Hansen (they didn't mention who does lead and who does rhythm, ffs)
- Bassist Jon Frost
by 7568ino December 7, 2023
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gas lighting

Making them believe something about themselfs that's very true that they choose to ignore.
gas lighting
I hear thoughts.
The neighbors talk to me through the walls in my house.
by Young Jazzy Yo December 10, 2023
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Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.
Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.
by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023
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