Dirty Kriston

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026

angela kristine

a genuine and caring mother, sister, daughter, and wife -- we love you Ate

Angela Kristine is a prime example for a great human being

by analbreadspread November 29, 2025

felix and kristin

Felix and Kristin..a perfect couple!
They're far away from each other but that doesn't stop there love.

Felix does truly love Kristin no matter what and he really cares about her. Sure e get jealous but that's because he want Kristin to be his girl.

Kristin thinks Felix is the perfect guy next door. She really cares about him and hates when I lie. All she want is a hug from him. Kristin loves Felix but have a hard time to say it sometimes.

Everyone wish they'd have a boy like Felix because Felix is amazing but sorry girls. Felix is Kristin's prince.

Kristin and Felix=goals
Felix and Kristin are perfect for each other

by The love princess September 5, 2017

To Pull A Kristen

To revoke a signature from an important document.

Sorry bro, I know I signed your petition but I'm gonna have to pull a Kristen

by A pissed off gay June 1, 2018

to pull a kristen

to revoke your signature from something

sorry man i know i signed that petition but im gonna have to pull a kristen on this one

by Gay House Vlogs June 3, 2018

Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.

That teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen.

by OuiYeti October 9, 2020