January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.

It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.

by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake

hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!

by bigvswamp January 22, 2022

January 5th

Kiss or hug your boyfriend day

girl: kisses boyfriend
boy:why you kiss me
girl: todays january 5th

by daddy 7275683269 December 22, 2021

January 20th

If your born on this day you have to marry your best friend. This person is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Girls who are born on this day are so fun(But judgemental). Boys born on this day suck. There funny, stupid, and VERY STRONG!

Bestfriend: Whens your birthday?
Birthday girl: Today! January 20th !
Bestfriend: MARRY ME!

by ur-momISMYDAD April 23, 2021

January

National jack off month

He jacked off all of January

by Raphael Aguilar January 11, 2021

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022