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holylumpinlamentablefuck

A series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. It is pronounced as follows
Holy Lumpin Lamentable Fuck

This originates from Scotland coming from the most feared woman in all Scottish history. The great Jane Teevan.
"Hey Janie, Barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta"

"He's done whiiit. NO no no HOLYLUMPINLAMENTABLEFUCK I am gonnie fuckin brain the fat bastart.Baaaaarrrryyy c'mere ya stupid fuckin prrick."
by amydingleberry August 21, 2006
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holyoak

The greatest surname ever. What 'Smith' & 'Jones' people would rather be. An instant conversation starter. Sometimes spelt Hollyoak, Hollyoake or Holyoake. None are more worthy as they all derive from the same tree...
Damn, if only I could be a Holyoak, my life would be at least ten times better than it is now...
by Penny Fairearth September 1, 2016
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holygon

fear the holygon!
by agent armchair June 19, 2017
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HolyEgg

An absolute mad lad who's best girl and always will be best girl. She deserves all the love in the world and has an amazing voice!! If you think differently, then you are stinky dumb dumb face >:0
Damn, HolyEgg is best girl. I'd simp for her.
by Eggu's Simp UwU June 14, 2020
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The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040

the holyfuckening on 21/07/2040 is soon.
it means that the event is soon and all of you insifgnicant humans shall perish
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag

the ultimate curse word. THE force to be reckoned with. You can't top it unless you added bitch, which doesn't flow as nicely. When holy crap, god damn, shit son and other terms do not suffice or express ones astonishment, suprise etc one turns to this word. Many people tend to use this term when they are watching something impressive or completely out of this world i.e Criss Angel, elephant doing a pig, or anything that Jon H. does
Jon: Holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag! Criss Angel just ate his head in one bite WHAT THE HELLLLL??? HOLYSHITFACEMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTBAG HE JUST SPAT IT BACK OUT THATS FUCKING INSANE DUDE!
by bringin sexyback August 1, 2006
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holyfuckingshit

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.
by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003
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