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Ganker of the Guitar

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.
"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"
by Love my guitar February 7, 2010
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The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011
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Wallex da Silva Guimarães

Wallex da Silva Guimarães, also Bahian Führer, Funny Bahian Reich Guy or simply Wallex Guimarães is a Bahian black neo-nazi guy who became a meme in Brazil for making a lot of videos saying he was the resurrection of Adolf Hitler and that he wanted to become a Führet. Wallex Guimarães became famous worldwide in 2019 after several articles about him being published in Portuguese and then translated into several languages. Wallex Guimarães created an ideology named wallexism and he's also famous for support the concept of Bahian Reich.
Wallex da Silva Guimarães supports the creation of a Bahian Reich.
by Dumugian October 10, 2021
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guitar molestation

idoits who think that black eyeliner is 'rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! molest the guitar daily'
by Foo Freak July 28, 2008
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Guilt Rape

After thwarting a rape attempt, guilting the would've-been victim into sex.
John: "Wanna go to that party tonight?"
Bob: "I can't, I'm hanging out with that girl I saved from that rape last night, I'm planning on a good guilt rape tonight."
by bignimby May 7, 2011
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ultimate-guitar

A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.

Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.
If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.

If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.
by bryan18 July 28, 2008
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