Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra 

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

An Inanimate Fucking Object 

The person or thing you take out your frustrations from a separate event on.

Chris: FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH! *Throws phone*

Kevin: Chris! It's a inanimate fucking object.

Chris: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

An Inanimate Fucking Object by MonkeyDGoofy September 19, 2011

Deer Fucking 

The act of sneaking up to a house full of Christmas decorations and placing two of the deer decorations in a potion in which makes them appear to be having intercouse with each other then running away before the owners come out of their houses

Nathan texted his friend Bryce and said hey man want to sneak out and go deer fucking tonight?

Deer Fucking by nateyboy37 April 3, 2018

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004! by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

hella fucking badass 

adj. 1. the synergistic combination of hella, fucking, and badass. 2. extremely cool, esp. in Northern California

originated in Northern California upon discovery of something hella fucking badass

That logo you found for the website is hella fucking badass!

Fensler Films is hella fucking badass. Give him the stick. Don't give him the stick.

hella fucking badass by Anonymous November 13, 2004

Clone-fucking 

the act of cloning oneself to have sweaty jungle sex with it, and to wake up in the morning, with neither persons able to remember who is the clone and who is the original.

I caught Stratafyre clone-fucking again. all 6 of them are grounded for a week!

Clone-fucking by Chop-Logik July 7, 2003

Clit Fucking

When a girl's on top and practically using the guys' penis as a toy. Sliding up and down on the guys' penis to arouse her or please her even more.

Dude, her and I were totally clit fucking last night.

Clit Fucking by kkkaylin January 17, 2008