fat lard

What my boyfriend's cat is

"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"

by Titty munch August 23, 2017

Fat Rich

That mate that has done it all..... Not only that, also invited or created it.

"Wow did you see the new SpaceX rocket"
Fat Rich - "You know I help build that rocket"

"FUCK I got mugged the other day - feel shit"
Fat Rich - "I got mugged once, he was using a vintage 1900 flint lock gun. But lucky I invented that shit - so knew exactly how to stop him."

by jasbee November 9, 2018

Fat Anthony

1.) A obese man or woman who repeatedly tells the same sob story.

2.) A person who takes advantage of family members in specific.

He's being such a Fat Anthony.. He never stops talking about the same stuff.

He's a Fat Anthony to his family, that's for sure.

by Iamsofuckingdone June 12, 2018

Fat Tim

The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker

Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful

by FatTimnemesis February 18, 2019

Fat Jesus

The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.

Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.

by @shot_of_cabo November 14, 2019

Fat Brutal

Brutal x10

“Ma mum was screamin at me last night bro” “ oiiii that’s fat brutal”

by CourtneyGreenwood April 28, 2019

fat twig

Sticks that are big

The fat twig was a pencil

by I luv animal jam May 2, 2018