2 definitions by jasbee

SCCM

Microsoft System Center Configuration Manager (SCCM, also known as ConfigMgr), formerly Systems Management Server (SMS) is a systems management software product developed by Microsoft for ruining IT Admins lifes and keeping people in jobs.

Whys my PC so fucked? ..... ah you guys use Microsoft SCCM.

by jasbee November 8, 2018

Fat Rich

That mate that has done it all..... Not only that, also invited or created it.

"Wow did you see the new SpaceX rocket"
Fat Rich - "You know I help build that rocket"

"FUCK I got mugged the other day - feel shit"
Fat Rich - "I got mugged once, he was using a vintage 1900 flint lock gun. But lucky I invented that shit - so knew exactly how to stop him."

by jasbee November 9, 2018