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fappuccino

The act of continuing masturbation post-ejaculation, to the extent of frothing the seed to a cappuccino milk consistency; upon achieving maximum froth, proceed to sprinkle chocolate powder (not of an anal variety) on top and enjoy.
Example 1:

"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."
by BrokenSanity August 9, 2016
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fapboom

When a fanboy's ultimate fantasy is realized. The act of masturbating and exploding at the same time.
People in the game industry saw the new Babymetal video for the first time. FAPBOOM!
by Roakana July 20, 2016
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fapple

That bastard turned my cold Snapple into a Fapple.
by greenwhitepink July 16, 2016
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fapple

When one masturbates into a Snapple
Did you see Phil last night?

Yeah dude, that Snapple bottle was nasty, he fappled all over it!
by lll23 July 16, 2016
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Fapple

"I fappled so hard last night."
by khgirl7051 July 15, 2016
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Fapple

Philip- Hey bro I wanna wank it, gotta a sock or towel?
Philip's friend- No but I have a Snapple bottle if you want to Fapple.
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Fapple

When you masturbate into a snapple (got the idea from Philip DeFranco)
I need to fapple right now.
by LucyofFairyTail July 15, 2016
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