Baking a cake 

A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.

Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.

Baking a cake by headbakers<3 August 3, 2009

african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

african wedding cake by bill January 18, 2004

Cake-eater 

Used by many Celtic people to describe a sissy and/or a weak male. Other words for the same term would be Nancy or Sally.

Hey, Joe can't even pick up that light folder. Joe is such a Cake-eater!

Cake-eater by diego7979 October 14, 2008

Can-Cake 

Similar to Donkey Punch wherein doing either doggie style or missionary, the male chuggs his beer then tries to pancake the beer can on the females forehead right before ejaculation. This makes it a lil bit tighter and gives you just enough time to run like hell for the door. This is a good tip for all you tree huggers worried about recycling.

Dude bro! I was with Jessica last night and everything was going fine till she called me dumb AGAIN. So I can-caked her right in the forehead before I came and havent called her since!

Can-Cake by Mr. C- June 3, 2006

wake and cake 

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.

I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and cake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!

wake and cake by Stuart_Fraser May 3, 2007

Cake N' it 

When one guy consistently ditches his "boys" to hang out with the same chick over and over

Like when jermaine asks for someones phone at any point, then you know bri's on her way and jermaine is Cake N' it tonight.

Cake N' it by evenphelpsdoesit July 24, 2010

Muffin Cake 

An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.

MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)

Muffin Cake by MKAY93 March 16, 2009