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Lipo batteries

Rc car batteries, that have a lot of power, but become bombs, if not treated right. They're basically note 7's but a less explosive if treated right. If not they become balloons.
Ah shoot I left the Lipo batteries in the sun and now they're puffed bombs.
by Starcup May 13, 2021
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Nugget Batter

The nugget batter is extra tasty today, try my meat nugget.
by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021
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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
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Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
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Irish Battery

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy
by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021
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