When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024

by monotonethot May 8, 2018

by Barck barck February 18, 2022

When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.
by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 2, 2015

by Barck barck February 18, 2022

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

thats me!
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by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023
