Tyler's are all so weird. Last night, a tyler came up from behind me and started backshotting me. I felt it in my guts, i swear. I immeadily called the police, but since it was night time, he obviously dissapeared. Later, I managed to get some fried chicken and i put a lure outside of my house. I saw him crawling up to the cage, and then I grabbed his nipples and ripped them off. Tyler whipped it out, and then started swinging it to acheive flight. I never saw him again.
by tylernippetoucher69 February 13, 2025
tylers are gay asf bro. i rerember we were once changing clothes and all of a sudden, tyler took his two fingers and splurged them up my booty cheeks. i clenched them up IMMEADIILY. he started moaning all of a sudden, and took his other hand and started beating it. He takes some fried chicken that fat ass when he does stuff like this and pretends he has two penises. , he goes barefoot everywhere and licks his grippers. as he has a fetish for that stuff. tyler looks like a monkey and has one of the smallest dingilings ever, clocking in at 0.1 micrometers.
"Tyler what are you doing? we need protection"
"don't worry, ill be careful"
"alright fine, but is it in yet? i cant feel anything"
"hol up wait ima get my backup pp"
"don't worry, ill be careful"
"alright fine, but is it in yet? i cant feel anything"
"hol up wait ima get my backup pp"
by tylernippetoucher69 February 13, 2025
Tyler- the worst fucking name you could ever think up. Like how does the human race even think up a fucking clown town jokey ass name like Tyler?
by I'm da bezt fool May 27, 2020
when you first meet a tyler he’s the sweetest person ever he will treat you like a queen but after a while he will show his true colors and break your heart and make you regret everything you’ve done with him, he will make you feel things you never felt DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH A TYLER
by heartbroken25 August 20, 2019
Such a big cock in my year gets head by everyone. Wolna magnet. Good man so he is. Viagra is a lifesaver. Good friends wit my feen Shane felle
by Caoimhekeane May 04, 2019
A very short guy who will try and convince you he is above average height. Had an obsession with body builders and I will argue with you about everything and anything, even something as simple as the color of the sky. They are immature, but have a good heart despite their mean tendencies. Tyler’s usually like Roblox and they have a contagious life. They are also usually a cheuffer for their many friends. Sometimes they are antisocial, and they are addicted to protein drinks and the gym.
by Saysay7776969 April 25, 2024
A very short guy who will try and convince you he is above average height. Had an obsession with body builders and I will argue with you about everything and anything, even something as simple as the color of the sky. They are immature, but have a good heart despite their mean tendencies. Tyler’s usually like Roblox and they have a contagious life. They are also usually a cheuffer for their many friends. Sometimes they are antisocial, and they are addicted to protein drinks and the gym.
by Saysay7776969 April 25, 2024