Top Drawer Deposit

A sex act in which the man just before climax, removes his penis from the vagina. He then proceeds to run to the female's panty drawer to open it, and ejaculate inside.

Brian is such a jerk, he tripped and fell on his way to give me a top drawer deposit.

by Meatman January 15, 2006

Junk in the Top Bunk

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

Top 8 Drama

drama revolving around the myspace top 8, 16, and 24 including fighting, excitement, rage and other various emotions.

"why am i not in your top 8 whore!"

"i'll put you in my top 8 if i can be in yours!!"

" i think you should find out a way to put me in your top eight cutie ; "

"OMG did you hear about the Top 8 Drama?? Her boyfriend didn't even make top 16!!!!!"

by Kate and Haley September 17, 2006

Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014

top heavy lovlies

the name given to a female with huge ones!

whoa, look at those top heavy lovlies!

by lewi-p August 15, 2003

Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

Top/Alpha male

The man to look up to. The chad of the chads. This man will stand atop the rest, in glory. He will never be fucked, he will be the one to do the fucking. Whenever you see this man, you will shake in fear.

Jake: Ray is such a Top/Alpha male.
Jasmine: I know right? I wouldn't mind if he fucked me in the ass.

by Sir Chad: The Sexy August 22, 2020