baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.
Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form
by x3mbo September 24, 2018
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Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.
"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."
by Slimy weiner March 22, 2023
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Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 17, 2015
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tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.
by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018
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Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 08, 2008
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Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
by Andielpy December 15, 2017
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Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.
Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!
by Falcon March 18, 2003
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