Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

twat

The FIA

your litro a twat

by lizzoharrison August 15, 2024

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"

Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot

He's such a twat

by Happy5548 July 5, 2016

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.

Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!

by jordaniandaviasian March 19, 2016