Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Bro Fuck

A Bro Fuck is when you want to help the boys relieve some stress with a fuck but having sex with a guy is gay.

"Hey man I've been feeling really stressed lately "Oh yeah man I got you lemme just give you a quick bro fuck

by deyggo March 11, 2021

Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 18, 2018

holy fuck

Well practically when god decides to swear this happens.

Holy fuck look at this human .Jesus,come and watch this!

by ImmaKillerWhale May 12, 2018

Holy fuck

Instead of the exclamatory expression, this means a fuck or sex that is totally, royally beyond good.

I had a holy fuck last night. It was fucking epic (pun intended).

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023

Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.

Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.

by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021

Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

by JessusAngel December 16, 2019