holy fuck

An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.

"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"

by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

holy fuck

The act that occurred when Mary conceived Jesus.

God gave Mary a holy fuck.

by thebigcheez February 25, 2008

holy fuck

1.something that is amazing and/or stupid.

jim-Wow i just said fuck u to a teacher
bob-holy fuck dude your crazy.

by gabe divelbiss April 28, 2007

holy fuck

a holy fuck is an event when a priest and a nun meet up for a fuck

on pornhub i found a video of a holy fuck

by ksiisapussy December 24, 2016

holy fuck

to fuck under the holy bible in church

boy: hey meet meet me at the church at 1

girl: why?
boy: because i’m going to holy fuck the shit out of you

by your left testicle October 15, 2019

holy fuck

what you say when you cum really pleasantly to the kinkiest sick porno (legal for fuck's sake) that you have ever seen

HHooooooollyyyy fuck holy fuck, holy fuck! oh, oh, yeah!

by damien666666666bc May 29, 2010

holy fuck!

An expressions of extreme shock, surprise or anything related.
Similar to what the fuck! but can be used in a more positive manner.

Bill wins the grand prize of the lottery and shouts "HOLY FUCK!" as he completely didn't expect to win. He is filled with surprise and joy.

by Z-Shadow-Z March 13, 2009