I hate dick's
by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.
guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes
by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.
2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.
2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.
by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025

"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"
by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022
