dick lips

When you suck a guys dick your lips are to be dick lips.

Now that I have dick lips he won't let me kiss him.

by dicklipssss January 11, 2021

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 09, 2022

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 09, 2019

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021