Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.

“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”

by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023

FUCKING R U N

the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear

Grizzly bear. *growls at you*

Your dad: FUCKING R U N

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 19, 2023

fucked with the archduke

verb, past tense: to really mess something up; to cause a negative chain reaction; to change the course of history

That accident really fucked with the archduke this morning - I was so late.

by lohke June 19, 2023

Fuck you ninjago

He was a fake nigga who should kill himself

That nigga ninjago is hella gay. he a fake nigga. fuck you ninjago fuck you.

by anonymous June 21, 2023

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

Vindictive Fuck

When you break up with a girl for your best friends sister....

Then on the backend end up smashing the other girl on spite on your best friends sister.

Because you realize you made a mistake breaking up with your girl originally.

Bruh, I'm about to vindictive fuck my ex so hard.

by D'endo June 25, 2023