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Astro-fuck 

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
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Astro Fucker 

there are so many Astro Fuckers
Astro Fucker by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

Astrofucker 

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.
Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.
Astrofucker by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020
(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.
"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."

Astrofuck by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008

astrofuckingnomical 

What an astrofuckingnomical building
astrofuckingnomical by ogaago April 26, 2011

astrofuckingnominal 

I’m trying to be more conscientious of my trips into town with gas prices being so astrofuckingnominal.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026