wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016

sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.

"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"

by GollumBoy September 10, 2016

Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.

i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.

by T-monks September 3, 2016

copper wank

A wank with shit on your penis

She had a shit on my dick so i decided to pop out a copper wank

by Smithy12345 July 15, 2016

wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope

That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber

by The banterlope January 10, 2017

focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand

person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank

by Percussion97 January 16, 2017