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Cereal Waffler 

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."
Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"
Cereal Waffler by Darkkrey July 21, 2023
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(>•_•)># Waffles are in the toaster
The meaning of WAMFLEY isn’t completely defined overall it is describing something on a godly scale more than legendary. This can be defined after the name of the thing or person.
Louis: Your cat billy is so legendary.

Tommy: No billy is more that legendary.

Charlie: Doesn't that make billy. BILLY WAMFLEY then.
Wamfley by Razzamatik October 31, 2020

blue walffle

He is a blue walffle
blue walffle by TSNLE February 8, 2018

Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"
Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*

Wafflenator 

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.
1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles
Wafflenator by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

wafflejimjam 

An ancient game, only still performed by those of high society. Whereby, the initiator partially exposes his genitals in a subtle gesture and challenges a fellow colleague to determine whether the exposed skin is of a penile or testicular nature, all while announcing "wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?" After which the colleague is forced to respond.
Bradley: *unzips fly* Wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?

Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...

Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!

Peter: I never knew you waxed?
wafflejimjam by The phantom tanner November 25, 2013