wafflejimjam 

An ancient game, only still performed by those of high society. Whereby, the initiator partially exposes his genitals in a subtle gesture and challenges a fellow colleague to determine whether the exposed skin is of a penile or testicular nature, all while announcing "wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?" After which the colleague is forced to respond.

Bradley: *unzips fly* Wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?

Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...

Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!

Peter: I never knew you waxed?

wafflejimjam by The phantom tanner November 25, 2013

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

wiffle tits by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

Shnipple Wiffle by BehindYou May 14, 2011

BELGIAN WAFFLES 

The only known cure to prostate cancer.

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!

BELGIAN WAFFLES by squadala!! January 15, 2009

Waffeler

some one who steals waffles

" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "

Waffeler by Alison cloud October 16, 2008

wafflez 

a kid named johnny wafflez pornmann who lives in upper vermont who will find ur facebook and pretty much troll ur entire family and skool cuz he is a attention whore. oh fuck ya dad.

guy1 "u seen that wafflez kid"

guy2 "nawww i thought he was fake"
guy1 "idk... but i want to kick his ass cuz hes a faggot."
wafflez "plz... kick my ass... ill give u directions to my house to kill me. rt122 sheffield vermont 5th house on the left past the post office. do it pussy. bring ur fat gf and ur truck and plz kick my ass."

wafflez by johnny wafflez pornmann September 5, 2011

Waffles 

A pancake with abs

Waffles r so yummy and fit

Waffles by Waffle 2.0 March 19, 2015