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you are the 1,000,000th vistor!

The stupidest type of spam that gives you a porn virus. Urg. It's always blinking of the side of the screen with the most abnoxious colors; normally creating seziers.
YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISTOR! YOU WIN!
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Vote For The Worst 

Vote for the worst is made up of a group of over-weight middle aged housewives who sit around their computer all day stalking people half their age. They follow American Idol and stalk all the contestants because they themselves have no lives. Since they have become old and over-weight they try to live vicariously through younger people.
Who is that fat piglet that sits in front of the computer all day. "It must be someone from Vote For The Worst".

Scott Pilgrim VS the World 

A crazy funny movie starring Michael Cera and directed by Edgar Wright, based on the graphic novels by Bryan Lee O'Malley. It tells the story of Scott Pilgrim, a lovable slacker who meets the girl of his dreams but must defeat her 7 evil exes to date her.
Scott Pilgrim VS the World- "I'm in lesbians with you."

Vroom vroom from the back 

Butt sex; anal sex; when a man shoves his penis up a woman's ass. (Could be in a males ass too.)
I went to do da Vroom vroom from the back with your mother.....37 TIMES!!!!

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009