Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

jacob

jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa

Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob

by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...

"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"

by nigori January 31, 2024

Jacob

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024

jacob

jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.

girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!

by l <3333 June 13, 2022