I'm off to the milk shop be home soon
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain
by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023
Get the Dadmug. The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 9, 2023
Get the dad loremug. by Enemy men August 21, 2016
Get the black biological dadmug. A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.
by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021
Get the Dadmug. Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022
Get the Your dadmug. The act of leaving a person, in real life, so that they can be lonely. This only applies to certain games. "league" or have the name "Hairy"
Whilst, I was sipping my elegant cup of tea, I saw a certain guy named hairy with his dad "dadding".
by Hairymun May 17, 2022
Get the Daddingmug. When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”
“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”
“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024
Get the Last year, at the pool with dadmug.