Red Sox

A baseball team based in Boston, Mass., the majority of whom's fanbase spend most of their adult lives creating petty media in the forms of websites, blogs, signs and chants to mock fans and players of the New York Yankees, the statisticly superior organization. The archtypical "annoying little brother" of major league baseball, the team and it's fanbase carry a sense of extreme unsubstanciated egoism, similiar but converse to that of Yankee fans.

If the YANKEES, WHITE SOX, and PADRES were sitting in a bar, just chillin' having a drink.
WHITE SOX: Oh shit, is that RED SOX coming through the door?
YANKEES: Fuck! :: hides face in hands:: Don't look at him and he'll probably leave us alone.
WHITE SOX: What? I think RED SOX is cool, c'mon look at him with his long hair and shabby sense of charisma. I mean you'd never realize that they are just as rigid and bureaucratic a person as you YANKEE.
PADRES: Dude, you clearly don't know him very well, that guy is such an asshole. Oh shit! He spotted us, here he comes.
REDSOX: Hey Dingleberries...hahaha. What are you losers doing here, fag convention? HAHA Im so funny and smart.
YANKEES: Yes you certinly are, RED, well, we were just sitting here trying to catch up over a few drinks and then I'm supposed meet up with the women's U.S. soccer team and go see some jazz.
REDSOX: Yeaaaa sounds fun...NOT!! hahaha Well I'm heading over to that frat party at UCLA's, were gonna get a keg and get fuckedd upp!! WOOO!!!
PADRES: Hanging out with college teams tonite?
REDSOX: Yea man its gonna be a great fucking time!!! Well I'm gonna run, all that Keystone Light aint gonna drink itself! Smell ya later LOSERSSS!! hahaha
WHITESOX: Oh man, I never realized what a stupid asshole he is.
PADRES: Yea well now you know.
YANKEES: Yea man, It's times like this that I really regret staying out and doing coke all night with those teams from the Lingerie Bowl during the 2004 ALCS.

by R.F.G. December 5, 2007

The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.

Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.

by pbogg April 2, 2011

Red Hitler

When a man gets blood on his mustache from going down on a woman on the rag.

I received a Red Hitler after going on her while she was on her period.

by B. Barker January 8, 2009

red boy

it could be a norteno a blood or a clique that bangs red blood slob (it really depends on the area u live in)

a red boy saw a blue boy comin n thru up the blood sign

by da_reaver September 2, 2006

Red Cross

An attention whoring group called charity that promises help for the victims of disaster, but actually just sets up collection booths. It then spends the money they collected on advertisements and their worker's salaries.

I'm sorry to hear your house was destroyed and your dog drowned, but donate what's left in your pockets to Red Cross so we can make it look like we're helping the situation!

by Caesus July 15, 2010

red rover

A red rover is the sexual act of putting one's penis in a girls vagina during her menstration, then flipping her over and inserting the red penis (rover) into her anus. To be a true red rover, one must recite "Red rover, red rover, flip her over".

"Dude, what's that red mess all over Brian's sheets?"
"Oh that's just the leftovers from the red rover Nate-dog slipped Allie last night."

by JaredisGod September 16, 2005

Red Baron

A low swooping skyjam.

While at the Toys-R-Us Mitch swooped in low on his target and left a Red Baron.

by HiveKiller January 15, 2005