The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.

Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.

by pbogg March 17, 2011