japanese sack punching

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses

man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that

by urbanman199876 November 4, 2011

turd in a punch bowl

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.

Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!

by lindie April 1, 2006

japanese donkey punch

A type of donkey punch performed by a bum ninja. It is an advanced stealth technique and only known by elite ranks

"Alan gave a japanses donkey punch to super nick"

by GOD March 27, 2003

super donkey punch

Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.

I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.

by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008

dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

rain city punch

alcoholic beverage hailing from Seattle, WA that contains pineapple juice, sweet and sour mix, rum, amaretto, chambord and club soda.

Shelly knows how to make a dope Rain City Punch.

by queen_bee August 23, 2006

major punch-up

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.

Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004