pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day

I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.

by Tomonia March 06, 2015

Polyester-pimp

It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.

Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.

by RyJerseyVset September 03, 2021

Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu

Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu represents an absurdly powerful, charismatic, and chaotic entity that thrives in a dystopian digital future.

He is such a Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu!

I really wish my son will live up to be a Cyber Pimp Dikthulhu, so I can finally be proud of him.

by Justin443 December 09, 2024

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012

Pimp Bitchin'

When something is Awesome or Cool.

Person #1: "Have you seen my new car?"
Person #2: "Yeah bro, it's Pimp Bitchin'"

by Daada420 July 14, 2021

pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024