Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.
by boykisser84 June 06, 2019
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jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017
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bhangra in my pant

Bhangra in your pant is basically a saying of having tingles/ sexual tingles in you private area. Bhangra is a type of brown kids dance where you hop around, thus bhangra in your pant is basically some hopping/jumping around going on in your pant. It's the cool/funny way of saying I'm/you're getting a boner or i'm/you/he's/she's getting wet down there. LOL
Jugjinder: yooooo mannn i saw this super hot girl and i started having bhangra in my pant yoooo!!!
Sukhwinder: what the fuck does "Bhangra in my pant" mean
Jugjinder: im getting a boner u fudu!
Sukhwinder: eww wtf mann why you telling me!
by Surrey_g25 November 03, 2019
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Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a lillte finger tap dancing
While watching her stud neighbor remove the cylinder heads from the 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants.
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cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.
Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.
by jimmybomm April 08, 2021
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Pink pants girl

A girl (can be referred to a guy as well) that one finds attractive in a way they cannot explain. Others may not think they are attractive, however there is something indescribable about the attraction.
“Dude Sarah is totally my pink pants girl”
No way dude she isn’t hot at all”
“Dude there’s just something about her”
by Soggymcnugget3 October 23, 2019
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Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.
Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!
by SWHoll October 06, 2013
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