piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 29, 2018

Tree Fudge

noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.

what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day

by renterphone123 December 13, 2010

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Stupid Tree

1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.

That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.

by December 02, 2020

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.

by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022