real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020

the real chaos

The Real Chaos is a legendary alien musician who resides in Virginia beach, VA! Some say he helped start the Virginia Underground. CHAOS being an anogram for Crazy Heart Among Original Sounds spelling out CHAOS. The name was adopted from the Ruff Riders crew in 1996 when the Ruff Riders Def Jam recording studio was located in Virginia Beach off of rosemont rd.

The Real Chaos has that intergalactic space flow.

by Unknown Alien King December 19, 2016

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

for real-ing

The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.

"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"

by Duder December 10, 2024