Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.

She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !

by Big Ole Deborah May 7, 2021

scott and ness

Scott and Ness <3
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3

Both are (trans)

Scott and Ness like cheese.

by Shitfart78 July 26, 2021

hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

come to nessus

slang for "come over so we can have gay sex"

Living#4691-come to nessus
_noah#4456-cant im busy

by johnmadden2 August 13, 2021

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 26, 2021

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

Bird’s Nest

A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.

He’s a right bird’s nest.

You’re such a bird’s nest!

There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?

by Mickymcdonnell August 4, 2022