Lady Jane'd

To jizz on a girl's crotch, and then shaving your armpits onto your jizz to give her pubes.

"I've been growing for six years to lady jane this bitch!"

"After I Lady Jane'd my wife I licked it all up because she puked"

by jfwsvfbeuiwvbw November 25, 2011

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012

Lady Primer

Make-up

Mary Beth: Do I look good?
Lu Ann: Yeah. What did you do different?
Mary Beth: I bought a new type of lady primer; its called Maybelline.

by wont_ketchup October 7, 2012

lady lock

hair on a boy that extends past his ears, usually wavy or curly

Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher have beautiful lady locks.

by useless information file August 29, 2012

ladyhammer

A man who puts forth a rather weak effort in something is said to be making use of his ladyhammer

"Josh, swing it like you swing you ladyhammer"

by Sandy Sand from the T-Block December 12, 2012

Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.

Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.

by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 21, 2013