co-grandniece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.

My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Y-plate Law

A law in Japan that technically applies to everyone, but the local police only ticket SOFA members or Americans (those with a Y on their license plate). See also: Racism

Y: I thought it was illegal to park there.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.

by Tacitblu November 27, 2019

best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".

I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.

by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019

restore law and order

Chinese governmemt code phrase for "murder citizens".

In a recent public meetng regarding the freedom fighters in Hong Kong. China's leaders used the phrase "restore law and order" at least 100 times. Everyone in Hong Kong knows exactly what this means.

by TheFleeceMan September 2, 2019

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018