by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017
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by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
Get the have a nice day all mug.A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
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Get the why do guys have leg hair? mug.1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
Get the I have a microwave mug.Masturbate with a live swamp eel(a kind of round, hairless eel that was mostly used as food ingredient).
-My lord, would you like to have a meel right now?
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
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