Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.

"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."

by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010

Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Face Spacin'

to be on Facebook.com and myspace.com at the same time.

Hey man im just checking my wall on facebook and checking myspace,ya know, Face Spacin'.

by Begoners March 4, 2009

Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.

I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011

Slap Face

1) Oppiste of Kick Ass
2) Short for "slap in the face"

Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.

Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.

by greyfrog April 28, 2009

BM face

A defeated look of consternation, dissappointment, or even pain. The name derives from the look one often gets whenever challenged by a large BM.

When Jerry was released from his job after 20 years of employment, he got BM face.

by SuperTy April 27, 2006

Pizza Face

When your acne is so bad that your face looks like a pizza

Did you see Garret with all that acne on his face? His face looks like a godamn pizza. He has a pizza face!

by Barack Osama51 October 14, 2015