Delivery Face

A male of hispanic descent that looks as if he would be delivering your food. Not every Hispanic male has this look, typically only the legitimate, illegal immigrants (AKA not American-Hispanic).
I saw this guy at a bar, and he totally had delivery face. It was a no-go.
by gothiqamericanprincess December 29, 2011
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face glaze

noun, covering another persons face, male or female, in pussy juice so that the result is akin to Shipley's original glazed donut
Her pussy got so wet she left me with generous coat of face glaze.
by little titties big ass December 06, 2010
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face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.
Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"
by waveyourarms May 09, 2008
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Face Erase

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".
It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."
by themindblogger December 08, 2009
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Pizza Face

When your acne is so bad that your face looks like a pizza
Did you see Garret with all that acne on his face? His face looks like a godamn pizza. He has a pizza face!
by Barack Osama51 August 31, 2015
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Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.
I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.
by Oodle o' Noodle January 22, 2011
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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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