Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.

"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."

by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010

brown-faced

To walk by someone who is sitting down, grab their head and fart in their face

Coco was sitting in a chair watching the Super Bowl when the Moosetrain walked by and brown-faced him.

by Moosetrain December 15, 2008

Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.

I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011

Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Face Spacin'

to be on Facebook.com and myspace.com at the same time.

Hey man im just checking my wall on facebook and checking myspace,ya know, Face Spacin'.

by Begoners March 4, 2009

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

face glaze

noun, covering another persons face, male or female, in pussy juice so that the result is akin to Shipley's original glazed donut

Her pussy got so wet she left me with generous coat of face glaze.

by little titties big ass December 7, 2010