aggro boner

When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on

I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.

by Dickbuttfucktruck August 16, 2017

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner

"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"

by Cringe nation November 25, 2015

Brady Boner

A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.

Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"

Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"

by ChefBearClaw April 14, 2019

Boner sisters

A group of girls who had sex with the same guy.

"- Did you hear that Vanessa banged your ex?"
"- Yeah, I guess we're boner sisters now."

by Sadik Arno December 21, 2014

Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014